There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. We will control the horizontal, we will control the vertical. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the Outer Limits.
There were six people who loved to watch television, but they didn’t like what they saw. Armed with determination and a strong will to change the course of television, they wrote their own shows, but that wasn’t enough, they had to sell them.
They went straight to the networks, but the networks were not ready for them. But did that stop them? No. They built their own network and they liked what they saw.
This is the theme to Garry’s show, The theme to Garry’s show. Garry called me up and asked if I would right his theme song. I’m almost halfway finished, how do you like it so far, How do you like the theme to Garry’s show? This is the theme to Garry’s show, the opening theme to Garry’s show. This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits. We’re almost to the part of where I start to whistle. Then we’ll watch “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show”. This was the theme to Garry Shandling’s show.
